Yearly Archives: 2010

Q: Is there a formula for how much water will splash, most importantly how high, and in what direction from the toilet bowl when you *ehem* take a dump in it ?

Physicist: If it weren’t for imponderables like this, we’d have finished science years ago.  During an “impact event” water generally moves outward to the sides.  What you really need to worry about is the dreaded “water spike”. Ejecta, spike, ejecta, … Continue reading

Posted in -- By the Physicist, Paranoia, Physics | 4 Comments

Q: What is the meaning of the term “random”? Can thinking affect the future?

The complete question was: 1 – When probability is invoked it commonly implies or states that something “will probably” or “is likely” to happen. Doesn’t this suggest that we can predict the future or just by thinking about it effect the … Continue reading

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Q: Is it possible to choose an item from an infinite set of items such that each one has an equal chance of being selected?

The complete question was: The other day I was trying to explain the difference between “impossible” and “with probability zero” to a friend. I remarked “if you pick an integer, and I pick an integer, the mathematical probability that we … Continue reading

Posted in -- By the Mathematician, Math, Probability | 18 Comments

Q: Do aliens exist?

Physicist: Yuppers.  In as much as the probability that they don’t is effectively zero. The statistics on this are a little weak, since we only have one real data point.  If you define intelligent life as tool-using, then (based on … Continue reading

Posted in -- By the Mathematician, -- By the Physicist, Astronomy, Biology, Evolution, Physics | 11 Comments

Q: Is it true that all matter is simply condensed energy?

The complete question was: Is it true that all matter is simply condensed energy? Does that mean that the Big Bang was pure energy and coalesced into matter? Physicist: Pretty much.  If you can get enough energy into one place … Continue reading

Posted in -- By the Physicist, Particle Physics, Physics, Quantum Theory | 34 Comments

Q: Which is better: Math or Physics?

Physicist: Physics. Mathematician: Math, of course. Can physics do this? Physicist: Lasers, dude. Mathematician: Lasers, shmasers.

Posted in -- By the Mathematician, -- By the Physicist, Math, Philosophical, Physics | 65 Comments