Category Archives: Physics

Q: Have aliens ever visited Earth?

Physicist: No. Space is big.  The distances involved are ridiculous, the energies are ludicrous, the costs are somethingelseous.  The New Horizons probe (due to reach Pluto in 2015) is the fastest vehicle ever created.  At its top speed of 16.26 km/s … Continue reading

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Q: Why is the sky blue?

Physicist: The blue of the sky is sunlight that has been scattered by the air in a process called Rayleigh scattering.  The probability that a photon of frequency is scattered is proportional to .  So purple (the highest frequency we … Continue reading

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Q: Is there a formula for how much water will splash, most importantly how high, and in what direction from the toilet bowl when you *ehem* take a dump in it ?

Physicist: If it weren’t for imponderables like this, we’d have finished science years ago.  During an “impact event” water generally moves outward to the sides.  What you really need to worry about is the dreaded “water spike”. Ejecta, spike, ejecta, … Continue reading

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Q: Do aliens exist?

Physicist: Yuppers.  In as much as the probability that they don’t is effectively zero. The statistics on this are a little weak, since we only have one real data point.  If you define intelligent life as tool-using, then (based on … Continue reading

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Q: Is it true that all matter is simply condensed energy?

The complete question was: Is it true that all matter is simply condensed energy? Does that mean that the Big Bang was pure energy and coalesced into matter? Physicist: Pretty much.  If you can get enough energy into one place … Continue reading

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Q: Which is better: Math or Physics?

Physicist: Physics. Mathematician: Math, of course. Can physics do this? Physicist: Lasers, dude. Mathematician: Lasers, shmasers.

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